I don’t hanker for a hunk o’ American flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese food

What is a SaNDWiCH SLiCe? It’s not cheese. Nor is it mere cheese food. It’s not pasteurized process cheese food, either. Don’t be misled into believing those who would tell you that it is imitation pasteurized process cheese food. Anyone who claims that it’s simply flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese food is an outright liar. Because a true SaNDWiCH SLiCe is American flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese food.

According to Wikipedia cheese food is “made from cheese (and sometimes other, unfermented, dairy by-product ingredients), plus emulsifiers, saturated vegetable oils, extra salt, food colorings, whey or sugar. As a result, many flavors, colors, and textures of processed cheese exist. Its invention is credited to Walter Gerber of Thun, Switzerland, in 1911.”

Curse you, Walter Gerber of Thun, Switzerland.

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